The Monster Truck Show; nothing else like it. Revving engines, beers, boobs, kwuality people all around; oh, and two little people who very much enjoyed themselves.

We got there early for a little meet and greet with the drivers. The kids got their checkered flags signed, climbed into real life monster trucks, and fine-tuned their redneckognizing skills. I’m joking. The drivers were all very nice; not so nice that I’d invite them to my kids’ birthday parties (like the Hitman (below) offers, but nice enough for a photo opp at least.



We were really grateful that Dave works in Payson. The southern Utah Valley folk instructed him to buy ear plugs, which we would have never known to do. Ear plugs were definitely essential for enjoying the night since it gets crazy loud! Snow cones and a large ice cream bowl also played a large part in enjoying the night. And let’s not forget those motocross riders; they were actually way cooler than the monster trucks!

The best part of the night (in retrospect) was the ride home. Just as we were exiting the parking lot, Cole starts chanting, “Go Potty, Mom!” Oh, heavens. When Cole says this, I know I’ve got approximately 15-20 seconds max to get him to a toilet. But just where were we going to do that? There we were, late at night, in West Valley City, with Cole in the back seat (who had recently polished off 1.5 large, juicy snow cones) painfully repeating, “Keep the underwear clean! Keep the underwear clean! Keep the underwear clean!” Oh, my heart just hurt for him since he was trying so hard to hold it in. We finally found a Starbucks, but by then it was too late. Soaked pants. We went in, tried emptying out the rest of the snow cone in him, changed clothes, and then got back in the car to head home. It was actually pretty funny and we kind of laughed about it the whole way. But then, seriously 2 minutes from home, we hear it again, “Go potty, Mom! Keep the underwear clean! Keep the underwear clean!” Didn’t quite make it home in time for that one either.
Anyway, the kids were SO tired after their monstrous night out. And so were the parents, especially after the ride home. But what a fun night to remember! Everyday since Cole asks, “Monster truck show today, Mom?” To which I reply, “Nope, no monster truck show today, buddy.” Glad he liked it.